iJustine is Superhuman
Feature, Uncategorized August 15th, 2008We all know iJustine is not your average geek. Besides being a superstar in everyday life, she has the ability to be all over the internet as if by magic. Between video shoots and attending new media events iJustine really has an alter identity and I don’t mean when she’s playing Hanna Montana or eJustine. iJustine uses her normal activities to cover her crime fighting persona the same way Clark Kent does for Superman.

Because Super iJustine can move faster than a high-speed internet connection no one has been able to get a photograph of her in action. Witnesses to her good deeds on the internet have met with police sketch artists to make this drawing of what iJustine looks like while fighting crime. The witnesses also went into details of her super powers. It seems that Super iJustine’s speed allows her to defy gravity and fly as well as break the time/space barrier and travel through solid objects in short bursts. If any of you have seen iJustine in public sending txt messages on her iPhone then you know what I’m talking about. Here’s the break down on her costume.
The Necklace
The necklace was a gift from her parents when she was young. Super iJustine wasn’t sent to earth on a shuttle escaping a dieing planet, she was born here on earth by super human parents who crash landed here 40 years ago. (Of course iMom and iDad are super human, what were you thinking?) The necklace is made from alien materials from the planet T1 far away from our galaxy. Super iJustine’s parents keep the rare metal in their farm house in Pennsylvania which was salvaged from the ship they crash landed in. iJustine wears it as a reminder of her past.
The Arms
Her right arm is covered by an arm sock you have probably seen her wearing on a normal basis. These arm socks are made by a special kevlar and silk weave that can withstand heat and deflect bullets. As I mentioned Super iJustine can move extremely fast and she has been seen deflecting machine guns with this one arm.
Her left arm is gloved by a cybernetic alloy using nano technology allowing her to crush N00bs like flies. It also protects her nails from breaking while doing the crushing.
The Belt
Super iJustine’s belt is fashionable and deadly. Each link is crafted to hold a multitude of gadgets like her iPhone which she has modified by adding only the best iPhone apps. and appears to also keep extra lip gloss.
The Shoes
iJustine wanted to have shoes that looked dressy and were still effective in fighting crime. The 3″ heels are reinforced to take a strong impact for the times Super iJustine needs to kick down a door and coated in a polymer that aids in climbing.
The Suit
We’ve seen a lot of this suit in recent news and probably hadn’t noticed. The suit is made by Speedo in the same factory as the Speedo LZR which is used by the 2008 Olympic swimmers. The suite is fused with the same materials found in her arm sock.
Super iJustine will save the internet!




August 18th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Yes, the above is true, while here on earth I have been given the quarter of monitoring this phenomena
since 1999, and found her to be beyond the norm. Much can be learned and will be preserved in her quest in the field on internet. I will continue on and her chronicle will be viewed for eons to come.
Look to the Stars, Sky and Space for more on iJustine.
October 21st, 2008 at 10:06 pm
iJustine is nutty